turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

tyleroakley:

I don’t know about you

but I’m feeling

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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osamah:

*takes a hit of weed and develops a jamaican accent*

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams